Deep in the barren Chaos Wastes, Goethe had just heard the news...
...he did NOT make it to Round Two of "Khorne's Favourite"! Yes, it is true! He found out from the One Who Is Gifted By The 888th Attribute, Asslessness - that he, Goethe, the coolest of all of Khorne's Champions, had not made it to Round Two!!!
"O Master, Master, why hast Thou Forsaken Me??!!"
Suddenly, Khorne appears.
"My Son. My Chosen One."
"It is but a Tzeentchian Trick, a Slaaneshi Sleight-of-Hand, a Noxious Nurgling...no, nevermind...know that I have grander things in mind for you...take these, my pet..."
"Take these and roll. And my Son, feel free to re-roll..."
Deep in the barren Chaos Wastes, Goethe now has a Warband.