Thursday, 20 September 2012

The Ogres Cross Into Bretonnia

It's not all song and dance being a mercenary.  Just ask Hrothyogg The Great.

He'll tell you that a good mercenary is always on the lookout for the next gig.   Luckily, Hrothyogg is very good at getting gigs.  Truth is, he's got great ears.  When he heard about what was going on in Bretonnia, he got his lads a-movin'. 

"Oi", says Skragg, "it sure is bright in Bretonnia".

Tuesday, 18 September 2012

A Blurry Day In Battered Bretonnia

 Bernard D'Bernard and the wizard What's-His-Name enter yet one more destroyed village.  But wait, this one has some survivors!

"Sisters", says What's-His-Name, "We mean you no harm."

"Who has done this to you", cries Bernard D'Bernard.

No answer.

"My ladies", asks Bernard, "Was it Elves?"

Still no answer.




"My lord... twas your fellows."

"My fellows?"

"Beg your pardon, mi lord, but your fellows, The Grail Knights, The Knights of The Realm, The Chevaliers D'Honneur, The Noblesse D'Epee, The Chevaliers De Notre Dame De Bataille, oh, they're all the same."

"My dear lady, those fellows are no fellows of mine!!!!..."