Tuesday, 18 September 2012

A Blurry Day In Battered Bretonnia

 Bernard D'Bernard and the wizard What's-His-Name enter yet one more destroyed village.  But wait, this one has some survivors!

"Sisters", says What's-His-Name, "We mean you no harm."

"Who has done this to you", cries Bernard D'Bernard.

No answer.

"My ladies", asks Bernard, "Was it Elves?"

Still no answer.




"My lord... twas your fellows."

"My fellows?"

"Beg your pardon, mi lord, but your fellows, The Grail Knights, The Knights of The Realm, The Chevaliers D'Honneur, The Noblesse D'Epee, The Chevaliers De Notre Dame De Bataille, oh, they're all the same."

"My dear lady, those fellows are no fellows of mine!!!!..."

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